Andres and the Philosopher’s Beer

While lost deep in thought one day, I lamented the fact that I didn’t have a dark and somber beer to match the pensive look on my face. As I furrowed my brow and stroked my long, ZZ Top-esque beard, I cried out, “Oh, why can’t a beer exist as complex and deep as my thoughts!” And suddenly, the heavens split open, and out from the blinding oblivion, the Ommegang Brewery Three Philosophers Belgian Quadruple Ale settled gentle as a feather into my eager, outstretched hands. “Alas!” I exclaimed, “my multitude of wondrously deep pondering can now be matched by an ale!”

ommegang three philosophers quad

Wow, it’s hard to even joke about that level of pretension… Ok let’s start over. The Ommegang Brewery Three Philosophers Belgian Quadruple Ale was a hell of a beer. Being a quad, I had high hopes for this guy (or girl, if you fancy that) and it delivered. Described by the brewery itself as a beer “made for contemplation”, it certainly evoked contemplation just by drinking it. It’s dangerous to go alone, so I took my Taste Bud Xavi on this ponderous journey with me. Here’s what we thought:

At 45 degrees F (5 degrees below the suggested serving temp of 50 F)

  • Hint of caramel sweetness in the aroma, strong boozy alcohol aroma that kind of dominated at this temperature. Hints of vanilla and tart cherries seemed to be underneath the alcohol. The aroma was very subdued and a little disappointing for such a big beer.
  • For whatever reason, the first word that came to both our minds when we tried this was “burgundy”. It tasted like an after dinner liqueur, like cognac or brandy, or even a sweet, complex red wine. It had a big body, with vanilla notes and hints of tart cherries that matched the aroma. I kept tasting a root beer float, which was weird. Xavi was not because he had never had one before (?!) We both agreed this would be a great dessert beer.

At 55° F (5° above the suggested serving temp)

  • The aroma was in the same ratios just more present. This meant the alcohol smell was stronger, but so was the vanilla, tart cherry, and caramel sweetness that was present initially. Everything just got bigger!
  • More cherry flavor from the 2% cherry Kriek they mixed in with the quad. The flavor got more boozy as well. Finally, at about 60° F the boozy quality went away for the most part and the vanilla and cherry notes really shined through. A lot of people report a sour note with this beer, but neither Xavi nor I were able to detect it, perhaps because I didn’t let the beer age, or Ommegang didn’t, or both.

Overall, this beer did what it said it was going to do, which was to make you think! Xavi and I thought up a storm while drinking this one and it was a solid Belgian quad. I’d give it a 9 out of 10 for flavor and a 7 out of 10 for aroma. So, as you sip this beer, ponder the words of the great French philosopher René Descartes; “I drink, therefore I am”, or something along those lines.

Taste Buds

So I decided to channel my inner Jigsaw and play a game with my friends. I developed a little “guess the beer game” to play with friends, neighbors, coworker, cats, dogs, xenomorphs, etc. This is a fun tasting game to try with your buds (see what I did there?!) I’ll skip my usual long winded intros and just drop this one right in your lap.

Buy 6 individual 12 or 16 oz. bottles at your local liquor store, I like Total Wine because of their insane variety of individual beers. If you do the buying though, you can’t do any tasting because you’ll know the beers and that would defeat the whole purpose of the game! It’s a very altruistic endeavor, I know.

Pour four 3 oz. beers (or three 4 oz. pours) for each of your tasters without letting them see it. Now comes the fun part, drinking the beer!

3 points are awarded for guessing the style of the beer.

2 points are awarded for getting within 0.5% of the ABV of the beer, or within 10 points of IBU if that information is available.

1 point is awarded for getting within 1% of the ABV of the beer, or within 15 points of IBU if that information is available. You can only guess on either IBUs or ABV, so no double dipping here.

5 whopping points are awarded for guessing the brewery correctly. This is the true test of if you really know your stuff, so it’s heavily awarded.

Each round is out of 10 points, and there are 6 rounds so the total point value is 60. The person who gets the most points wins.

Here’s a rundown of the inaugural Taste Buds:


Round 1!

Goose Island 4 Star Pilsner

goose 5 star pils

Style: German Pilsner
ABV: 5.1%
Brewer: Goose Island

Crit’s Guesses
Style: Pale Ale – 0 points
ABV: 5.4% – 2 points
Brewer: Ballast Point – 0 points
Total points: 2

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: Lager – 1 point (pilsners are technically lagers so I figured I should give him something)
ABV: 5.5% – 2 points
Brewer: La Cumbre – 0 points
Total Points: 3

Pat’s Guesses
Style: Pilsner – 3 points
ABV: 4.2% – 1 point
Brewer: Sierra Nevada – 0 points
Total Points: 4


Round 2!

(I completely forgot to take a picture of this one, but I can guarantee it was very pretty. You’ll just have to get it for yourself to see.)

New Belgium Watermelon Lime Ale

Style: American Pale Ale
ABV: 5%
Brewer: New Belgium

Crit’s Guesses
Style: Pale Ale – 3 points
ABV: 5.2% – 2 points
Brewer: New Belgium – 5 points
Total Points: 12

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: Pale Ale – 3 points
ABV: 5.0% – 2 points
Sierra Nevada: – 0 points
Total Points: 8

Pat’s Guesses
Style: Wheat Beer – 0 points
ABV: 4.7% – 2 points
Brewer: Fuckboi Brewing – 0 points
Total points: 6


Round 3! A new contestant has entered the playing field!

Franziskaner Weissbier

franzlkaner hefe

Style: German Hefe-Weisse
ABV:5.0%
Brewer: Spaten-Franziskaner-Bräu (for this round I had everyone guess what country it was brewed in because I wasn’t sure if they would have even heard of this one)

Crit’s Guesses
Style: Hefeweissen – 3 points
ABV: 4.8% – 2 points
Country of Origin: Germany – 5 points
Total Points: 22

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: Hefeweissen – 3 points
ABV: 5.5% – 2 points
Country of Origin: Germany – 5 points
Total Points: 18

Pat’s Guesses
Style: Hefeweissen – 3 points
ABV: 5.0% – 2 points
Country of Origin: Germany – 5 points
Total Points: 16

Meg’s Guesses
Style: Hefeweissen – 3 points
ABV: 5.5% – 2 points
Country of Origin: Germany – 5 points
Total Points: 10


Round 4!

Deschutes Brewery Inversion IPA

deschutes inversion ipa

Style: India Pale Ale
ABV: 6.8%
Brewer: Deschutes Brewing

Crit’s Guesses
Style: IPA – 3 points
ABV: 6.3% – 2 points
Brewer: Ballast Point – 0 points
Total Points: 27

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: IPA – 3 points
ABV: 6.0% – 1 point
Brewer: Alaskan Brewing – 0 points
Total Points: 22

Pat’s Guesses
Style: Belgian Dubbel – 0 points
ABV: 6.0% – 1 point
Brewer: New Belgium – 0 points
Total Points: 17

Meg’s Guesses
Style: Pale Ale – 0 points
ABV: 5.5% – 0 point
Brewer: Ballast Point – 0 points
Total Points: 10 points


Round 5!

Ballast Point California Amber Ale

I forgot to take a picture for this beer and the last one as well, which sucks because they were both a lovely color… Oh well, there will be many Taste Buds to come for me to right this egregious wrong!

Style: Amber Ale
ABV: 5.5%
Brewer: Ballast Point

Crit’s Guesses
Style: Amber Ale – 3 points
ABV: 5.6% – 2 points
Brewer: Ballast Point – 5 points
Total Points: 37

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: IPA – 0 points
ABV: 6.5% – 1 points
Brewer: New Belgium – 0 points
Total Points: 23

Pat’s Guesses
Style: IPA – 0 points
ABV: 6.3% – 1 point
Brewer: New Belgium – 0 points
Total Points: 18

Meg’s Guesses
Style: Pale Ale – 0 points
ABV: 6.2% – 1 point
Brewer: Ballast Point – 5 points
Total Points: 16


Final Round!

Anchor Porter

Style: Porter
ABV: 5.6%
Brewer: Anchor Brewing

Crit’s Guesses
Style: Espresso Stout – 0 points
ABV: 4.7% – 1 point
Brewer: Alaskan – 0 points
Total points: 38

Xavi’s Guesses
Style: Stout – 0 points
ABV: 6.5% – 1 points
Brewer: Ballast Point – 0 points
Total Points: 24

Pat’s Guesses
Style: Stout – 0 points
ABV: 6.0 – 2 points
Brewer: No guess (c’mon Pat…) – 0 points
Total Points: 20

Meg’s Guesses
Style: Stout – 0 points
ABV: 6.0% – 2 points
Brewer: Deschutes – 0 points
Total Points: 18


Here is the lineup of all the beer bottles in order.

taste buds 1 all beers

The inaugural Taste Buds was a smashing success and I can’t wait to do more.

Cheers!